Monday 2 July 2012

Pass The Fucking Onion!

 Jump? Not Without A Golden Parachute, Old Boy!!

Here's the brief statement (prior to the PR nonces rewriting it).

"It is with deep regret that I have decided to trouser the substantial pay-off and enhanced pension rights and resign a few days earlier than originally planned.

Although that American cunt Bob Diamond has right royally fucked up the entire Bank, he is the right man for the job  because he is signing my cheque as I walk off into a very comfortable retirement with a few plum non-executive directorships to help with the expenses.

Is that enough contrition?

Marcus."

The Penguin

2 comments:

Mea culpa, er, cunta (but daddy in law will make sure I'm OK. said...

PS: I'll now be able to spend more time with my BBC colleagues quaffing the old Bollie at White City.

BBC Raising The Standard Of Unctuous Outpourings said...

Deeply honourable man...unfortunate events...a gardener...very kind to his plants...small number of rogue traders...married into rothschild family...BBC non-executive director...pillar of society...red shield of honesty...falling upon sword of probity & enduring early retirement...draw a line..stop the rot...all in it together.